Tailgates & Bonfires

Who is T. G. Bonfire?

A life lived like
a road flare.

T. G. Bonfire lives his life like a road flare—shining brightly against the night on a long, empty highway. Hard to ignore. Impossible to mistake. And usually a sign that something has already gone wrong.

The silhouette of T. G. Bonfire holding a pitcher and telling a story beside a roaring ski-lodge fireplace as a woman and a gathered crowd listen
A vagabond.A scoundrel.A rebel.A crusader.A lover.A protector.

He has lived enough lives to request an invitation to immortality. Taking on roles lesser men fear to whisper.

He travels like one searching for his lost home. Brief stops. Short titles. A mystery only deepened by his need to travel on.

You won't recognize him, but you'll recognize his booming laugh as it carries across a crowded room. He is the center the party revolves around. Some people experience a good time.

T. G. Bonfire is the good time.

But when the music stops and the darkness moves in, he is the reason trouble crosses the street.

He presents these roles as fiction—stories meant to be told beside a fire over mead and wine. He neither confirms nor denies how much truth found its way onto the page.

The roads are too familiar. The danger is too specific. The monsters are far too human.

Ask T. G. whether any of it really happened, and he will smile, take another drink, and allow the mystery to deepen.

Some men tell stories.

Some men survive them.

T. G. Bonfire may simply be remembering.Part Bodhi. Part Gene. Part Dan. Part Tomas. Part Simon.Choose your story